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NOAH PUTS GUTTER ON NOTICE: GCG Member Drops Announcement In Effort To Acquire Gutter Labs' Assets

Updated: Oct 6, 2023

Gutter Kingpin Noah (@mauloadream) issued a notice to every Cat, Rat, Dog, Pigeon, and Clone just days after revealing that he had offered to purchase Gutter Labs' assets.

On 10/4, Noah tweeted, "A Gutter City Public Announcement From Paulie Sparrow," that included a 59 second video with text by his beat reporter Pigeon (see full text below).

The announcement read:

"This is a Gutter City Public announcement. This story is evolving quickly.

The unrest of Gutter City continues. Over the past year the population has dropped by over 75%. Murders on the TL are reaching all time highs after the current mayor made a statement telling the citizens to relax, all will be fine.

Evacuations continue as Gutter PFPs are disappearing from the TL rapidly. Even some of the most loyal citizens do not wish to show their face anymore: Boom, Mincash, Biglou, Dr. Leo, Antonio, Rose, and Machine now rep a new alliance. The once thriving, promising city is in ruins. Is it over? Can the current mayors turn it around or is there hope they can make a historical move by stepping down from office?"

The announcement continued, "In an undisclosed location of the inner city depth of GC, a black tat cat makes his interests known. This citizen has a plan, an ambition to see the city thrive again and grow to new heights. Does he have what it takes to step into office or is he fooling himself and the citizens with a senseless hope? You will have to stay tuned to find out, but before week 5 NFL games conclude we should know our fate. 2023 week 5."

Yesterday's announcement was a follow up to Noah's Twitter thread last week where he announced that he made an offer to purchase Gutter Labs' assets from the current team and pledged to put $500K USD into the project if a deal is struck!

Following Noah's video yesterday, the Gang lit up the timeline and were excited to see this Legend doing Gutter things.

Following Noah's post, GUTTER BT (@gutterbt) stepped in to pump up the volume and add visual narrative to the video, including shots of Gutter City's landscape and reference to Gutter Dan's tweeted meme of former Green Bay Packers' quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, with the quote, "Five letters. R-E-L-A-X. Relax. We're going to be fine."

Check out the GUTTER BT version below!

The Gutter Cat Times will bring updates to the Gang on this emerging story. Stay tuned to @guttercattimes on Twitter for all things Gutter, all the time.

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